Dogs Best Friend

You know some days you love writing and other days you just have to be happy you don't own a dog.

For me right now 399 Euros could buy quite a lot. Thats about 630 dollars canadian, and that doesn't include shipping, but its the only price you'll pay if you want to buy your canine companion the latest in premium, designer, French, dog sex toys.

The Hotdoll, is the latest and greatest creation from the Lille, France based design studio "Feel Addicted." It is a small plastic, quadraped device, that has a small cone in the rear, made entirely out of silicone, and will allow mans best friend to, temporarily, bestow their affections on a totally inanimate object.

To be honest, it does look pretty amazing from a design perspective, and I would of never of guessed its true purpose at first glance, if it wasn't for website descriptions and the picture I found of a golden retriever sliding itself right up in the "cone."

The website chiefly in charge of selling these bastions of excess, describe a simple reasoning for purchase, but the paragraph is so full of spelling mistakes and poor grammar that I refuse to even quote it on this website. To paraphrase, "are you tired of your dog humping your things and friends?" 

It almost seems like an erotic version of the cats scratching post. Though it does come with its features, like non-slip rubber feet, and black plastic cap, to hide the tortured orifice.  It does seem though that there is one point that people seem to be missing.

Make a slightly bigger hole and most human males could, and some fetishists would, fuck a designer made, French, dog shaped figurine, even share it with their pet, making this the sickest phenomena in the western world. The worst consequence being that eventually I'll have to write about it, and we're kink positive here, so as long as the real dog was safe I wouldn't be able to take issue with it.  

Yet I regress, its odd, its interesting, its cool looking, its imported, and its expensive, but I just have this feeling that somewhere, out in west Hollywood, some poor dog is watching some poor human dicking around with his sex toy.